Oct 18, 2009
Vroom!
Sometimes, when I’m alone in my apartment…
Okay, that’s redundant.
Sometimes, when I’m in my apartment…
…
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…I make car noises as I walk around.
Vroooooom! as I move forward.
Vreeeewww! as I turn a corner.
Skreeeeee! as I stop.
Sometimes I sound like an F1 car, sometimes a Cup car, sometimes a World Rally Car.
Yup.
See what you are missing, ladies?!
Yours in you know you do it too,
Matt
Sometimes when I’m alone in my apartment (cuz sometimes I’m not alone in my apartment) and I burn my finger on the toaster (I did that today) or stub my toe on the bed (I do that all the time) or cut my finger while I’m chopping onions (I did that a couple of weeks ago) I talk to myself and say things like, “motherfucker!! You have to be more careful, you stupid idiot!” or sometimes I say “see, that’s what happens when you’re not paying attention! Now pay attention to what you’re doing!”
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i do this with the kinder on a daily basis…
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