Jan 23, 2009
You’re next, Simons!
Recently, I was doing some self-Googling because I have a massive ego (of course). After finding out that I am not even on the first two pages of searches for my name, I decided to try “theoretical chemist“. And, woo hoo!, I am number four (maybe even three, depending on how you count).
Number one is, of course, Wikipedia. Even I have no thoughts of unseating the big Wik. But, number two (and three-ish) is Jack Simons. Damn you Simons! Why should your vast, well-thoughtout, textbook of a site be higher up than my sad little homepage?? WHHYYYY!?!?!
So, and I didn’t want to do this, Jack Simons…you’re ON NOTICE! Jimmy, bring out the board:
I didn't want to do this to you Simons!
Next up, my dastardly plan to make “theoretical chemist” lead to me. Me. MEEEE!
*pats you*